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March-Eridan

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  • Dec 7
  • Deviant for 12 years
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My Bio
You are March Eridan

Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, penultimate on the scale. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species, and a whore.

But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering SEX COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to FUCK ALL LAND DWELLERS. You have amassed resources and deadly didlos from around the world for this ambition through many sweeps of EXTREME ;ROLE; PLAYING, while pursuing a working MARCHDAY DEVICE which will bring sexy times to all those on the surface. Haven't had much luck with that, but maybe tonight's your night.

people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A TOOL.

You also like MAGIC, even though you know it to be FAKE. Like a made up friend, the way wizards are. Made up make believe FAKEY FAKEY FAKES. It's still fun though.

Current Residence: land of sluts and wwhores
deviantWEAR sizing preference: smallest
Favourite genre of music: indie
Favourite style of art: me
Shell of choice: all
Favourite cartoon character: myself
Personal Quote: i havve all the boys

Favourite Visual Artist
pride-kun
Favourite Movies
Free wwilly
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
wwhatevver no one knows
Favourite Games
the sex one
Favourite Gaming Platform
sex one
Other Interests
buckets and fillin them

:)

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i havve a stop forgettin about this thin
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wwhere the fuck did march go wwhale i wwas stalkin my hot boyfriend wwho doesnt knoww hes my boyfriend an forgot my passwword in the process seriously havve you sean his butt wwork of art wwait i dont havve a boyfriend
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oh yeah

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the chat thehomestuckroom is some shit i occasionally troll in here my babies they do not like me i need a real chat room
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Eridan.

Hey hey Eridan.

ERIDAN.
Remember me,you fuckass bitch? I was the one that threatend you.


Yestderday a troll,today a pony.

So may Discord fuck you.
wwhat the glubbin
wwho is this other me
that is also you
both a you
i demand a battle
...Okay, just WWHAT do you think you're doin' wwith MY clothes?!

:iconmhmmplz:

BOY, YOU BEST GIMME MY LOOK BACK.