You are March Eridan
Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, penultimate on the scale. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species, and a whore.
But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering SEX COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to FUCK ALL LAND DWELLERS. You have amassed resources and deadly didlos from around the world for this ambition through many sweeps of EXTREME ;ROLE; PLAYING, while pursuing a working MARCHDAY DEVICE which will bring sexy times to all those on the surface. Haven't had much luck with that, but maybe tonight's your night.
people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A TOOL.
You also like MAGIC, even though you know it to be FAKE. Like a made up friend, the way wizards are. Made up make believe FAKEY FAKEY FAKES. It's still fun though.
Current Residence: land of sluts and wwhores
deviantWEAR sizing preference: smallest
Favourite genre of music: indie
Favourite style of art: me
Shell of choice: all
Favourite cartoon character: myself
Personal Quote: i havve all the boys