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March-Eridan
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You are March Eridan

Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, penultimate on the scale. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species, and a whore.

But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering SEX COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to FUCK ALL LAND DWELLERS. You have amassed resources and deadly didlos from around the world for this ambition through many sweeps of EXTREME ;ROLE; PLAYING, while pursuing a working MARCHDAY DEVICE which will bring sexy times to all those on the surface. Haven't had much luck with that, but maybe tonight's your night.

people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A TOOL.

You also like MAGIC, even though you know it to be FAKE. Like a made up friend, the way wizards are. Made up make believe FAKEY FAKEY FAKES. It's still fun though.

Current Residence: land of sluts and wwhores
deviantWEAR sizing preference: smallest
Favourite genre of music: indie
Favourite style of art: me
Shell of choice: all
Favourite cartoon character: myself
Personal Quote: i havve all the boys
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:iconashurasouleater:
ashurasouleater Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
O3O
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:iconirkinginvaders:
Eridan.

Hey hey Eridan.

ERIDAN.
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:iconhaihaihaihaihaii:
haihaihaihaihaii Nov 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Remember me,you fuckass bitch? I was the one that threatend you.


Yestderday a troll,today a pony.

So may Discord fuck you.
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:iconkalmasis:
wwhat the glubbin
wwho is this other me
that is also you
both a you
i demand a battle
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:iconsexyandiknowwit:
...Okay, just WWHAT do you think you're doin' wwith MY clothes?!

:iconmhmmplz:

BOY, YOU BEST GIMME MY LOOK BACK.
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:iconmarch-eridan:
girlfriend i wwas here first
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:iconsexyandiknowwit:
PSH, OR REELY?

((xDD Catfight?))
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:icon8itches-gonna-8itch:
I'm going to fuck you so hard that when you're Dualscar's age you'll just shit yourself all over 8ecause your ass is going to 8e RIPPED OPEN.
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:iconmarch-eridan:
wwoww vvri you are a really fuckin huge bitch
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:icon8itches-gonna-8itch:
Tell me something I doooooooon't know, whore!
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:iconkalmasis:
mage told evveryone im a girl
that glubbin bitch
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:iconmarch-eridan:
that fuckin hoe
dont wworry i wwhale try a fuck him twwice as hard for a punishment
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:iconkalmasis:
wwe are so hot
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:iconinvader-chloe000:
invader-chloe000 Oct 14, 2011  Student Digital Artist
You are Beautiful...


FILL BUCKET AND HAVE GRUB WITH ME.c:
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:iconinvader-chloe000:
invader-chloe000 Oct 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:3 i love my life.(XD)
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:iconimaassholeandproud:
imaASSHOLEandPROUD Oct 11, 2011
TWO WEEKS?!
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US FOR TWO WEEKS?!

I HAD EXAMS AND I NEED SEXING.
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:iconmarch-eridan:
twwo wweeks of spa treatment
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:iconimaassholeandproud:
imaASSHOLEandPROUD Oct 18, 2011
—What.

...My jealousy knows no bounds.
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